I’m sure most of us have said this a lot “Um….” or “Duh…” and people will always say that we’re acting all stupid like. But the more I think about it, I think more when I say those words than any other time.
But being the dumb shit that I am, I constantly mess up and say something stupid.
On to more ‘less dumb’ matters. My aunt’s wedding is finally near! My whole family is making loads of hooplah about it (created a new word there) mostly my mom. I love my aunt but it’s just some of the stuff my mom is asking me to do is kinda nuts. Like having to wear red on the morning of the wedding. WTF man! I don’t usually like to wear colorful cloths and usually stick with black. And now, my whole family is gonna have to wear red too. My uncle was, like me, pissed about the matter. It’s so stereotypical for chinese people to always wear red. My mom says it’s for good luck. I’m a white kid with chinese eyes! Lucky, my balls!
So, when/if I get married, everyone will wear black and there will be nothing but booze at the wedding dinner. And I will burn weed at the dinner too. And there will be pizza! Okay, getting a little bit carried away.
Oh my god, I have a very strong urge to do something illegal right now. Like robbing Pizza Hut while I’m drunk and high. Wait a sec, who the hell robs Pizza Hut! So, I’d have to be really drunk and high better get started ; )
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