When I entered high school, I had a choice of 4 classes to enter. The first was chinese class. The only chinese word I know is chi bai and I don’t even think I spelled that correctly. And then there was japanese class which I really wasn’t interested in. The school also offered arts but I just suck at it. So, the only other thing I could join was music class.
At the time, I really didn’t know what I was getting into. I thought that in music class I would learn cool stuff like the drums of the electric guitar of stuff like that. But instead of that, I gotta play damn gamelan. Its traditional music and at first I was happy with it. How wrong was I.
Believe me, if you played the same golden boobed shaped instrument every week for three years,you would get bored as well. As a bonus, you would get sick of seeing big boobed women! Its like when the doctor that gives birth to babies starts getting sick of vaginas (still don’t know what that’s called). So, now I’m into ‘flatties’ (if that’s a word) now.
And this year ain’t any better. Why you might ask. Firstly, I have to accept Joshua and Wan as captains this year and I’m certain that they’re gonna pick a gay song like ‘Beauty & the Beast’ or something like that. Secondly, I have to do a damn folio this year which is a real waste of time. And lastly, still no goddamn electric guitar!
But 3 Gamma ain’t that bad. We get to go to MPO every year at a discount price and we get extra co-curriculum marks. But every single time we perform, we still gotta take our own instruments while we perform for someone else and we don’t even get paid (some say it is our duty to the school, I say show me the money, jackass)! We are like The Rolling Stones, goddamn it! I perform, you take my instrument, you give me money! And most performers travel in a bus while we travel in a smelly, old, shitty van! I should sue my school.
And another bad thing about my school is that its all boys! So I might still be a virgin ’till I go to collage. Life sure is crappy here at
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