My life is pretty dull since the start of the school holidays. I have totally nothing to do. My job sucks ass ’cause I have to teach at my mom’s kindergarten and I hate little kids( I don’t know why, they just get me pissed). Plus, it only pays RM 10 per day. See, it does sucks ass.
But to be true, the most boring thing about this holiday is that I’m not with my friends. I have to admit it, I have a really good time with my friends. I mean we can get high without weed ( we just laugh and laugh and laugh at stupid stuff)! My best friend ,Ignatius, is at some camp doing god knows what with god knows who (hehehe) and Nelson’s sharing the same fate as me ( working for his mom for the exact same pay as me but with longer hours. Muahahahaha).
I live with my mom and my sis (my parents are divorce). Even though my mom’s cooking kicks ass, she’s kinda mean. She’s been saying that I don’t take care of my hygiene and I am lazy as a sloth with cancer. If I did not find the way to overcome my mom’s nagging, I would have long ago committed suicide (no joke). The secret is to be brain dead as soon as the nagging starts. That way, I get to survive and keep my sanity.
My sis is actually nice to me a lot of times. But do not be fooled! She has gotten me in so much trouble, I actually think Al-Qaeda sent her to terrorize me to death. She can fake cry for the love of god! And it is damn solid. If i piss her off for drinking her grape juice, she’ll start doing the fake crying shit and lie to my mom that I whacked her with a stick! But deep, deep, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down inside, I love my family.
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